Apparently, the husband thought he had pulled a muscle when he went to the doctor and ultimately was diagnosed with breast cancer...
Moral of this story?
A) someone who cried ten minutes into the first date because the table next to us ordered calimari and the squid is the "smartest animal in the sea."
B) Someone who just moved out of her boyfriends place a week before and found out he was on match, and therefore decided she would join match to get back at him.
C) Someone whose engagement of 3 years had ended a month before and proceeded to go catatonic when she had an attack of nostalgia mid date. I had to snap my fingers loudly to get her to come back to reality.
D) Someone who after the second date decided "we needed to talk" and told me how upset she was I hadn't introduced her to my friends and all the reasons why I would die alone if I didn't date her. She proceeded to hide a ring on my bookshelf and called two weeks later because we "had to meet for coffee or dinner to get her ring back." I mailed it to her.
E) Someone who gave me an ultimatum after 3 dates that if I didn't commit then and there, we should never speak again. When I said maybe taking it slow would be better I was rewarded with a series of emails and text messages explaining, again, how I would die alone. (Note: On July 17th, this particular crazy texted me from an unknown number to tell me that she was in my neighborhood and she "just wanted to remind me how I missed out on something special".)
F) Someone who is "tired of celebrities dating her just so she can be arm candy at all the events they go to."
G) Someone who wore open toed shoes and enthusiastically pointed out that she had two toes on each foot that were, in fact, stuck together.
H) Someone who told me 5 minutes into the first date that she just got done having an affair with a married man. But it was okay, because it was "something she had always wanted to do." She was 23.
And of course I) Someone who auctioned herself off on ebay to be the high bidder's date to the Super Bowl. Obviously, part of the package was that he had to provide the tickets, airfare, and hotel room.
This just in. J) Someone who gained 11 pounds and only joined the dating site because she wanted the self esteem boost of knowing guys still thought she had a nice body. Ironically, she took down all the pictures that showed anything other than her head and shoulders because she was "tired of guys commenting on her boobs and asking her to send them naked pictures."
And my most recent disaster....K) Someone who, at the age of 25 thought it was appropriate to have a relationship with a 19 year old. Well, I should say 20. He turned 20 while they were together. For his 20th birthday she got him.....yes, a fake ID.
I spotted these folks on the walk from Union Station to the National Mall, so I imagine there are many more stunning examples of homelessness in Washington, D.C.
I know homelessness exists everywhere and might be more visible in urban centers, but I found it a bit disheartening that well-dressed people who appeared to be on their way to work at Capitol Hill walked past this every morning.
Good, Congress, work on reforming health care. Debate troop levels in Afghanistan. But how many times do we all walk past a little human tragedy, a very real problem, and proceed as if it weren't there at all?
Objectivity
Sol Lewitt
1962, painted wood
The air currents in the building make this mobile move very slowly or very, very slowly. When I was there, it was barely moving at all.
Le Tournesol (The Sunflower)
House I, by Roy Lichtensetin, 1996ish
This plays with perspective. From this side, the three main pieces really angle back and the chimney protrudes above the flat panels, but the whole thing looks 3D.
Girls, by Magdalena Abakanowicz, 1992.
Morbid. These headless figures of children "refers to an account the artist heard as a child in Poland during World War II about a group of children who froze to death as they were transported in cattle cars from Poland to Germany as part of the "arianization" process," according to the garden's brochure.
Thinker on a Rock, by Barry Flanagan, 1997.
Apparently a play on Rodin's Thinker (1880). To me, it also looks like a hare is riding a very roughly sculpted tortoise - like in the story of the tortoise in the hare. But maybe that's just me.
The Smithsonian offers a great one-hour "introductory" tour where they tell you all the background of about 10 paintings. Here are my favorite:
Ginevra de' Benci, c.1474/1478
Leonardo da Vinci
Likely an engagement portrait (to a wealthy man at least twice her age), this features a juniper tree. The Italian word for juniper is "ginepro", which is perhaps a pun on her first name. It is also a Italian Renaissance symbol for chastity. According to Wikipedia, the museum paid $5 million for it in 1967. It's oil on wood, and the only da Vinci in the Western Hemisphere.
This is the back of the portrait's wooden panel. VIRTUTEM FORMA DECORAT means Beauty adorns virtue. It sounds to me like this painting was sent to her future husband to assure him she would indeed be a great trophy wife...
Further evidence that money doesn't by happiness. This is Lorenzo de' Medici, who escaped assassination in 1478. Wax portrait statutes of him were placed in churches throughout Florence to celebrate his survival and may have been used as models for this terracotta bust. But he certainly doesn't LOOK to thrilled to be alive, does he?
They both crossed the finish line. Sue got a pink survivor shirt, and Wanda got blisters under all her toenails. Wanda was red-flagged at about mile 44 on the third day -- but what can I say, 44 miles is still impressive! And so is the fact that together, they raised more than $10,000!
Here are some pics (including one of blistered feet -- not for those with weak stomachs ;))
Wanda coming into camp at the end of Day Two:
Here's Sue:
And here's the damage Wanda's foot sustained:
Shoes and extra shoes. Check and check.
Two ponchos (If I bring them, I won't need them, right?)
Walking clothes for three days, sealed in large ziplock bags so when they are dirty, they can go right back in the bags and not stink up the rest of my luggage. (Trust me, 20 miles of sweat is not something anyone should smell.) Check. Check. Check.
Tomorrow morning, very early, I will fly to D.C. for more than a week of visiting family, site-seeing, and walking in the Breast Cancer 3-Day. Yes, that walk I have been talking about for more than a year is almost here.
Soon, I will meet the other Ms. America Tatas - the team I found on the 3-Day message boards. Together, so far, we've raised $145,742 for breast cancer research, education and other important programs. That's enough to buy a townhouse in Woodstock!
But before I see exactly how far all that training (which has, sadly, tapered off in the last two weeks) will get me, I'm going to see the American History Museum, with the First Ladies Dress exhibit. I am going to walk past the White House and Jackson Square and the good ole Eisenhower Executive Office Building (or, in the tradition of government acronyms, the EEOC, where I donated a good amount of time to government service). I am going to the Newseum (and resist any jokes about how museums are the only places newspapers will exist in 30 years). I am going to the Holocaust Memorial Museum, which if I remember correctly, has rather expensive admission but is totally worth it. And then I'm going to hit up an art museum or two.
Ooh, and maybe I'll go shopping in Georgetown. Gotta have a souvenir besides blisters, right?
And hopefully that will provide enough walking to kind of count as last-minute training.
And then I'm going to strap on a fanny pack and walk with thousands of other people wearing pink. There will be funny slogans, lotsa porta-potties, moleskin, pink helmets, funny costumes and who-knows-what-else.
Oh, the sights I'll see.